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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Toddlers on The Highway

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg talk about almost Gregg leaving his stove burner on for 7 hours during the day and how Anthony almost walked away from the podcast before it even started. Anthony and Gregg give advice on how to pick the perfect God parents and four toddlers escape a daycare and run for the highway.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

Welcome to episode 28.

0:05.8

I really do want to end it one of these.

0:10.4

At some point, it's like you could argue it's like a lack of professionalism to always

0:15.6

leave these things in.

0:17.4

You could argue that, but it's not my professionalism.

0:20.3

Sometimes it is.

0:21.3

It's yours.

0:22.3

Sometimes you have to.

0:23.3

I've never messed up the beginning.

0:24.3

Not the beginning.

0:25.3

All right.

0:26.3

Welcome to episode 28 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.

0:30.2

J.R.V.P.

0:31.2

Jr.V.I.S. President.

0:32.2

What's going on?

0:33.5

What's going on?

0:34.5

I don't know.

0:35.5

This episode 28.

0:39.1

Do it again.

0:41.7

Welcome to episode 28 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.

0:48.1

J.R.V.P.

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