The Real Game of Thrones is Horse- Gymnast Porn

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We kept you waiting, didn't we? Don't fear, Anthony and Gregg are back to tell you how quick a lego can pass through your stool, kidney stones, and Game of Thrones. The guys also talk about horse-gymnast porn, and how they'd make a tape of it.
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0:00.0	If you ever stopped at a railway crossing and the signals are flashing and you don't
0:07.0	see the train or it looks like it's moving slow and you think maybe you could get across
0:11.3	the tracks before the train comes, think about this.
0:14.5	In 2018 alone, 270 people were killed at railroad crossings, 270 and not all of them were tied
0:23.8	to the tracks.
0:25.4	Stop.
0:26.4	Trains can't.
0:28.0	Welcome to episode 29 of the Jettelmick and Rosenthal Vanity Project, Jeremy P.
0:32.4	Jr. Vice President.
0:34.2	That was an actual pre-roll ad that we were paid for.
0:38.4	Welcome to fucking Deadwood.
0:40.4	Shout out to the Department of National Highway Trafficking Safety Administration for
0:59.4	believing in us.
1:01.4	They heard the show last week, Toddler is walking across the highway and they wanted to get
1:06.7	in touch with us.
1:07.7	They wanted to be part of these.
1:09.7	My number is not listed but they got in touch with Greg as soon as the show hit the
1:13.0	air and said, when did you guys get on board?
1:16.2	I like reading people getting hit by trains.
1:19.4	It's a serious thing, 270 people.
1:22.5	You know what I mean?
1:24.5	Flint doesn't have water still and more people die playing with turtles, I assume.
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