Toddler Translator: Can We Guess What Famous Quotes Cassie's Daughter Is Saying?

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🗓️ 3 May 2022

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Have you ever heard a toddler speaking? They sound so adorable, but it can be hard to translate what they're trying to say. Cassie knows this firsthand, so today, she's putting our translating skills to the test! Can we determine what famous movie quotes her toddler is saying? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the virtue.
0:01.8	All right, before I throw it to Cassie here, so we can all try to figure out exactly what
0:07.2	her daughter is saying.
0:08.2	I'm so excited.
0:09.4	You guys brought this to my, I don't know how I miss this over the weekend.
0:14.1	The quote unquote, pilot in Atlanta, that's got the DUI, the petal pub pilot.
0:20.9	They call them pilots on those things?
0:22.9	They call them pilots on these things.
0:24.3	So these are like in midtown and you see these like, what do you call them?
0:29.5	It's a rolling bar, dude.
0:31.0	It's a, the people petal and it is a rolling bar through the streets.
0:34.0	You cannot call that a pilot.
0:35.9	That is what we were really talking about planes.
0:39.2	I did share.
0:40.2	They, uh, yeah, the pilot or they call them a driver or a show for or a pilot.
0:45.6	Uh, uh, every bus driver today should be like, I'm a pilot now, right?
0:50.4	The job's important.
0:51.7	But whoever this pilot show for a driver, whatever it was, uh, 15 people were on that thing.
0:56.8	And I guess it tipped over at some point and, uh, the pilot got busted for either a DUI
1:04.2	or peddling under the influence or something, something, but a lot of them ended up in
1:08.2	the hospital.
1:09.2	This was a midtown, right?
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