Todd Gets Busted - His First Episode - Dopey's Greatest Hits - Heroin, Weed, Coke, Recovery

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Timestamps (approximate, based on provided transcript markers and content flow): 00:00–02:50: Rocker-T "One More" intro + David introduces the song, Rocker-T/Skidankz background, Todd tribute 02:50–05:15: Todd memories, Breaking Bad parallels (Jesse/Todd, Walter/David), watching episodes together, Todd's decline 05:15–07:38: More Todd stories (Budweiser/weed sessions, drug dealer hangs, Dog the Bounty Hunter, cocaine psychosis), heartbreak over lost stories, episode context (first Todd appearance, Ryan's logo/book idea) 07:38–09:49: Favorite episode explanation, Spotify comments tradition, gratitude for recovery/family/Dopey Nation 09:49–12:17: Reading Spotify comments (Kyle's 5 months clean, sober Dave, Allison/Hannah/Tyler/Pod Listener) 12:17–19:36: Reading Alex's insane email/story (heroin in Oregon, cartel deals, mom's intervention overdose/Narcan, her 18 months sober, his 7 months alcohol-free) 19:36–28:31: Playing original Episode 27 clip – intro, surprise Todd call-in, arrest/trespassing story, community service banter, discrimination jokes, airport pat-down 28:31–31:37: Dopey vs. recovery podcasts debate, Todd's weed use, pushing for clean time 31:37–37:22: More Todd call banter (SUV crash story, not reimbursing ex, introducing Linda, Mountainside timelines) 37:22–44:07: Continued call (AA/sponsor issues, sobriety for show, debauchery stories) 44:07–51:45: Ryan coaches Todd (primary addiction: heroin, recent use, yoga suggestion, relationship heartbreak) 51:45–55:32: More coaching (AA/yoga push, sponsor stories, "don't die"), call wrap-up 55:32–58:18: Post-call reflection (random call magic, Todd history, shift to Ryan) 58:18–01:02:34: Re-intro with Ryan, logo origin (nodding guy photo), Mountainside alumni chat 01:02:34–01:09:23: Ryan's Mountainside story (phase four, plan to save money for drugs, change happened) 01:09:23–01:13:40: Ryan's pre-Mountainside detox/arrest/probation, laptop-for-bundles trade, fire alarm chaos 01:13:40–01:18:08: Mountainside miracle, relapse analogies, toenail humor/Instagram tease 01:18:08–01:20:10: Episode format change (one 1-hour ep/week), plugs (reviews, email), outro setup 01:20:10–end: Closing song "I Want To Be Good So Bad" chorus

Transcript

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0:00.0	Where them gone, some man and woman, them dead and them gone, some bulligan, some jam gilligan, them dead and them gone, where them gone, where them gone, where them gone, where them gone, where them gone, where them gone, I am a rasta man Alone I stand Alone I stand
0:21.6	But it's like one more
0:23.6	Hooligan
0:24.6	Stepping an
0:25.6	My sensin'minia
0:27.6	It's like one more Mabirang
0:29.6	Cutting Dong
0:31.6	My good o'caia
0:32.6	It's like one more gilligan
0:35.6	Running an
0:36.6	My marijuana It's like one more Gilligan running an me marijuana.
0:38.3	It's like one more Matiland, cutting down, me good a guy ya.
0:43.3	Man, we never really have time to get vex.
0:46.3	Wicked man never sleep on the good can rest.
0:48.3	They brainwashed man fewear a bulletproof vest.
0:51.3	Like them never have got aughtin' on on them chest And every way I turn I wonder what
0:55.9	Happen next
0:56.6	All over human rights
0:58.0	And them get me perplex
0:59.3	All we want cool and relax and flex
1:01.8	And all Babylon
1:03.0	invade me neace
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