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And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick, check out with Mike Hart and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. Officials in Florida are warning that iguanas can spread salmonella through their droppings. Cool. Why are we eating it? That's good point, yeah you're just exposed to it?

Right.

I mean, it was also talking about their bites, but like the emphasis in the news article is like, their dropping is contained salmonella. It's like, good thing that's no part of my diet. Right. Stop touching it. Well, if you sit under a tree and they've been up there in the top, crapping off of a branch, you get it on your hand or whatever. Maybe you get it that way. So you're saying wash your hands before you eat.

Well, look, anybody that tells you to... If you go to a reptile zoo, they spread salmon. Sure. So snakes, lizards, all that crap. Sure. Just maybe not in their poop. I mean, I'm sure it's in the feces of all of it, the fecal matter. Wash your hands. Right. Clean your damn hands off. Especially before you put something in your mouth. The whole thing. Especially that, yes. Yeah. Every time the flu comes around, they always said the same thing. Wash your hands like, you should be doing that. You have filthy animals. Just clean yourselves. Ancient DNA revealed that Neanderthals were not above the practice of kissing one another.

All right, all right, all right.

Which, to be fair, I've never actually spent a whole lot of time considering when we started that practice.

You haven't thought about when Neanderthals started kissing?

I think about that a lot.

I want to touch your mouth with my mouth.

As I understand that, they were fairly intelligent.

Sure. Are they still just, like, knocking people out there and dragging them in a cave? I'm thinking caveman. You're thinking, yeah, more caveman. But the anthrails, as I understand, we're fairly smart. We shared space with them for a while, and they died out as nature selected. but yeah, I can see him kissing.

Yeah.

And some people even have, like,

they do these DNA tests, like, man,

you're 2% in the endothal. Right. Honest to God. Aren't we all? No. Is the Anderthral not part of, like, evolution? No, it is, but it was a separate group from Homo sapiens.

But at some point, a couple of Homo sapiens and a couple of Neanderthal say, hey, you ever kiss someone before?

And then, you know, Ted, when one Neanderthal and one Homo sapiens love each other.

They bump uglies, so to speak.

I wonder which one I'm from.

I look at Brock Lesnar.

I'm like, you're like 92% in Andethal, bro.

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