The men's room presents

Profile This.

And Stephen's Real Hook to Please, everyone on Profile This is Played.

Sure can, Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something to happen right here on planet Earth! Earth! Earth! Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Anthony. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola and happy Thanksgiving, bitch, Ola.

Oh, thank you, man. Ola. All right, Anthony, you understand how this year game is played.

Yes, I do.

Fantastic.

Today, you have your choice of three categories.

We have the wonderful world of drugs.

We have animalized this, where you got to see animal responsible for causing the problem.

And finally, license to spill, where you got the substance responsible for creating the mess.

Give me them drugs.

All right, officials identified a Philadelphia woman accused of abducting a two-year-old child

and then leading police on a chase while high.

Investigators say the 50-year-old Rosalind Darden of Philadelphia.

She was with another woman as well as that woman's two-year-old grandchild inside of a red

Chevy Traverse.

Now, the grandmother told police that she witnessed Darden get high, pointing out the Darden

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