Today We Toast The Worst Husband
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 15 November 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Got up here at a 5-0.8, we'll drink a toast the weekend with the shot of the day. |
| 0:02.9 | And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick check out with Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. Resource officers started handing out tickets to students at an elementary school in Indiana for using the phrase, 6-7. I saw that. And it's like, look, man, you might not like it because we get old. That's what happens. but every generation. |
| 0:22.7 | There's a chunk of words that we say that adults don't like or don't understand. It will always be that way. Kids are allowed to have and say stupid things. Yeah. I mean, it's what they do. Why do you care? Right. Why does it bother you? It's not offensive. It's not. |
| 0:38.9 | You know what, kids? |
| 0:40.1 | Start saying 69. |
| 0:41.7 | That's what I'm saying. They're probably like, guys, stop saying 69. Right. 60 noise. They're saying 60. You think that's funny. Okay. Right. It's their inside joke. Let them have their inside joke. Yeah. I don't understand it. It's nonsensical. It has no basis. |
| 0:52.9 | But whatever. |
| 0:53.8 | Guess what? We're old. We don't get to get these things. |
| 0:56.0 | Actually, I kind of walked myself into this. |
| 0:57.7 | My daughter. Yeah, I don't understand it. It's nonsensical. It has no basis. But whatever. Guess what? |
| 0:54.2 | We're old. |
| 0:54.8 | We don't get to get these things. |
| 0:56.0 | Actually, I kind of walked myself into this. |
| 0:57.7 | My daughter was like, wait, what year were you born? I said, 1969. And she chuggled. I said, really? She goes, no, because you're old. I'm like, oh, damn, okay. she's not laughing why we're laughing and then she gave me the look like why how immature are you like that's the look she's given me. He's like, I'm laughing you because you're old. I'm like, I'm a step there. My bad. Wildlife history has been made in Europe as beavers have been released into the Scottish Highlands. Yeah. Scottish beavers. Let's go. There's no trees around here to jump down. The teeth. |
| 1:27.7 | What am I going to damn, Loch Ness? |
| 1:29.9 | The size of the teeth. |
| 1:31.3 | Look at them size of them teeth. |
| 1:33.7 | It's like Sputnik. |
| 1:39.4 | What are you wearing under your kilts? |
| 1:41.7 | Right. |
| 1:43.7 | Is that a beave on to that? |
| 1:45.2 | Look it true. |
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