All right, cut up until 508, we'll drink and toasts with a shot of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick, check out with Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on.

Well, thank you, Miles.

According to a new report, individuals bear at least 80% of the responsibility for their ill health and old age.

Yeah, one, they're stupid enough to live that long.

Yeah.

Well, nobody else is force feeding you junk food.

Right.

Alcohol, smokes, whatever it is you're doing.

But the flip side is, you're also old, and biologically your body breaks down anyway.

Exactly.

Even healthy people that are old are not as healthy as they were when they were younger.

Right.

Right.

Attention cat lovers. Multiple experiments show that cats have a strong preference to silver vine over catnip. What's silver in a vine? I've never heard of silver vine either. That study brought to you by a cat. Yeah, right? I know you've never heard of this man, but I'm telling you. Or by the people who make silver vine. We like silver vine.

Man, certain cats get high in cat nip, some don't. My old cat when I was in Baltimore, someone gave me some cat nip, don't like, dude, give it to your cat. Gave it to the cat. The cat seemed pretty cool, and then I realized, you know, Because cats are very still for a long time.

Sure.

And I realized my cat was staring out the sliding glass door, but he was kind of sitting up on just his back two legs with his two front legs hanging. And I'm like, brother is stone. And I throw a paper ball at him. He did not move his head. And I was like, you know what? I'm to let you be high, man.

I've seen my friend's cat. Like, we put some out, and he was, like, rubbing in and it and this and that. And then finally, I looked down, and he was so spaced out. I was like, this sounds bad, but I was like, I want to be as high as your cat. You do, man. He was like blist out. and right, they're so a peaceful cat.

Just think about that.

Like, just chill.

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