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And we do have your headlines on the way at $5.50.

But first quick checker with Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines, he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. According to a new study, using your phone while you poop greatly increases your risk of hemorrhoids. Yeah. We needed a study for this. I'm pretty sure I walked in on Danny Vee today,

FaceTiming at the urinal.

No kidding.

Or either that or he's just looking at it like that.

I mean, study for this. I'm pretty sure I walked in on Danny V today, facetiming at the urinal.

No kidding.

Or either that or he's just looking at it like this.

I mean, I've been bad about it for years. Same. I had Sports Illustrated forever. Right. It's the same difference, right? If you're sitting there, if you're there longer than you need to be your wrist hemorrhoids. That's what I got my hemorrhoidectomy.

That was the first thing.

He said, do you keep magazines on the back of the toilet?

I'm like, well, yeah.

Yeah.

And he's like, get rid of them. hemorrhoids. That's what I got my hemorrhoidectomy. That was the first thing. He said, do you keep magazines on the back of the toilet?

I'm like, well, yeah.

Yeah. And he's like, get rid of them. He's like, put them on the coffee table. Yeah. Oh, I'm not reading them, buddy. I don't want to be in there alone with my thoughts is the thing. Like, when's the last time that you guys, like, just went free-flying in there?

Always. Always.

I never take anything in it. thoughts is the thing. Like, when's the last time that you guys, like, just went free-flying in

there? Always. Always. I never take anything in the bathroom. Like, if I got to poop, man. You guys were insane people. No. I just got to poop. They just make, just go on. What do you do you do? Do you just stare at the wall? What do you're pooping? So it just, it takes you a half an hour to make one make a make a make a make a take me a half hour but you're a long pooper

i'll admit that i'm a long pooper yeah you're a long pooper you're just Poopin. So it takes you a half an hour to make one, make a, make a do. It doesn't take me a half hour, but.

You're a long pooper.

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