We are into the football season.

Gentlemen, it is time once again that everybody is pulling together their fantasy football

teams.

And one thing that I do love about fantasy football is all the punishments that people come up with.

The men's room top 10.

The men's room top 10!

So today we will be covering the 10 common fantasy football punishments. I remember we did it with the morning show last year. The punishment was supposed to be that somebody wrote the mechanical bull, but we never actually did that. That's a damn shame, too. But there's a handful that people do that maybe we should, or you should even deploy there at home. So number 10, they have a themed photo shoot. They say the loser must participate in a demeaning photo shoot, perhaps with a themed outfit or setting. Okay. All right. I actually really like that idea. No matter what it is, if somebody has, you know, if Ted was the loser, I'd have him do a complete Star Wars photo shoot. Ugh. Or like a clown photo shoot. He does nothing but a bunch. you know we just hire a bunch of creepy-ass clowns to come in. You know, they're going to be down there for the Halloween horror stuff. Yeah, bring them in. And he gets to do that. Even certain costumes, like outside of September and early, early October, it would be weird in March. If I was like, Thrill, you got to go put on a leaderhosen. Right. Yeah. Right. And just go to the grocery store. That would be the thing. I think you've got to wear that outfit the whole day.

The whole day.

Yeah. Right. And just go to the grocery store.

That would be the thing.

I think you got to wear that outfit the whole day. The whole day. Yeah. Damn right. Oh, look, the guy's German. Yeah, man. Pretty simple at number nine. The draft party host. The last place team has to host the following year's draft party and potentially pay for food and drinks. that's not the worst thing because you, I mean, it's expensive, but you also do get a side benefit of, I'm drinking and eating with my buddies. Exactly. And depending on the size of your fantasy football league, that could get pretty pricey after wild. Just the four people in this room. If anyone of us is hosting. It also depends on your friends. Exactly.

Right?

Well, and then you can start getting real demanding about it. I want buffalo wings there. I want brisket out there. I want ribs. I think you'd pick the friends. Like, so, my buddy, Sal, obviously, he's a good barbecue. Like, you got smoked some meat. but if it's like MCTP, the wing king, like, no, no, no, you're making those wings.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

An absurd haircut. smokes a meat. But if it's like MCTP, the wing king, like, no, no, no, you're making those

wings. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh, an absurd haircut. The league chooses a ridiculous haircut or hair color for the loser. I would think in this room we'd have to do, uh, for three of us, yeah, you dye your beard a certain color. Sure. Or, or it just goes away. My kids always want to dye my beard.

Yeah.

And now I'm like, look, dude, I'm at the point.

I don't care.

Like, Sure. Or it just goes away. My kids always want to dye my beard. Yeah. And I'm like, like, dude, I'm at the point, I don't care. Like Ted said, you can just tell more than that. You could dye your hair and you maybe not would be able to tell. If you dye your facial hair. Oh, everyone knows. It's just like, wow, dude. You can also see the skin underneath the hair too. that just gets all dyed up. Yeah, I'm with you. It's just way too obvious. It's fun. Ten common fantasy football punishments. A race in a costume. The loser must participate in a 5K or 10K race wearing a silly costume. Five, ten, I'd be like, guys, seriously. But I mean... Five, okay, I'll do.

But what's the silly cop?

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