I cut up here at 5.08, we'll drink and tell us with a shout of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way at 550.

But first quick check on with Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on.

Well, thank you, Miles.

A 76-year-old man in the UK was arrested after being accused of poisoning several children at a summer camp.

Jesus, man.

Well, they probably deserved it.

Oh.

My guess is like food poisoning or something like that. At 76, do you still have beef like this?

Yeah. I guess. Okay. I mean, I don't, but it seems the way the world works right now, yeah.

Yeah. Say it again, they got in a fight? No, a 76-year-old man, he poisoned kids at a summer camp.

Jesus. I mean, that's... I don't think that's an age thing. That's just a whack job. Yeah. Yeah. You definitely want to figure out if it was intentional or not, and then maybe get him out of there. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Like, I always say... Like, we always kind of joke around the office.

Like, I think everybody kind of agrees, right?

Like, you don't rate people.

Don't mess with kids.

Don't murder people.

Yeah, Yeah. Right. Like I always say, like we always kind of joke around the office. Like, I think everybody kind of agrees, right? Like, you don't rate people, don't mess with kids, don't murder people. Yeah. Yeah. General rule. Yeah. And really not a big ask. Same as the rules get your ass beat in prison. Yeah. That's right. Based on what you've done. The fact that that everybody can just agree on that. Like, it doesn't matter what walk a life you come from. Everybody can kind of agree on those principles. At the end, not a big ask. Not a big ask. After that, we're all good.

Experts are warning residents

of the Southwest to prepare themselves. I'm sorry, Steve. It's a mating frenzy of Tarrantulas.

The tarantulas. I saw that, man.

Texas, New Mexico, those one weird one like Oklahoma or Nebraska. It's all along the southern border of the country, man. Nope. And side note, didn't know tarantulas existed in this country there. Oh yeah? Southwest, yes. Yeah, and now it's mating season so they're just more plentiful. God, it is getting into spider season. Like, as we descend in here, like, they're already starting to lay a few nests, or some of them

are starting to sprout. They're coming out all over the doggone place. The ones that actually sprouted in the springtime, they're now getting big and fat, and they're ready to go and lay some more eggs. Except when they're outside, it doesn't bug me. God. Or whatever he is. my old man's house, he had a rhododendrons that rode up to just underneath the awning of the house.

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