A hormone-free male birth control pill has just passed its first safety tests. Who do they test it? Women. It's based on your looks. Ah, no. But you know what? Birth control is not a bad thing, and bringing men into the fold and having something that we could take all the time and be the birth control is great. But you guys know what the greatest birth control of all this. Ugly people. Close. Absinence. But I know that there's a lot of people

that are fighting it. The men's room top ten. The men's from top ten. Ten tips to handle

temptation.

Now, what exactly are we being tempted by?

Last slice of cheese and sausage pizza?

One of the three boxes of top pot donuts left conveniently on the counter in the office.

Well, sure.

The call, the wild frontier, boxing a kangaroo?

Or are we talking about carnal relations with a member of the gender of your preference?

Or I suppose a docile member of the animal kingdom.

Look, I ain't gonna lie.

When Bugs Bunny dressed up as a female bunny, he had my adolescent pants feeling a bit tight.

I ain't proud of it, but I get down the little rabbit stew.

Oh, my God.

All right, cross-dressing Bugs Bunny.

Let's just hear me out.

Okay.

Starts early, Mike.

Good work, VD. Thank you, sir.

So these are 10 tips to handle temptation for all of those you that are fighting abstinence.

They start by saying, remind yourself often why you're choosing abstinence.

Whether your reasons are ethical, religious, moral, or for your own personal health. You're ugly. Just remind yourself why you're doing this. Yeah. Yeah. I felt sometimes, too,

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