Today We Toast Jawbreakers
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 7 January 2025
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Car right, we've made it to drinking time. |
| 0:01.7 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.0 | My tequila! |
| 0:06.9 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:12.1 | So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor. |
| 0:16.0 | My tequila! |
| 0:17.7 | You're the toast of our shot of the day. |
| 0:20.7 | Drink time it is, and as usual we head to Zizzy Drink Test, and Steve the Thrill Hill to find out who we're toasted. |
| 0:24.7 | Yes, indeed. First, a quick shout out anyway to everyone that's been listening to this program, including those of you that have been with us for 20 years. |
| 0:31.6 | It has been 20 good years, and it is a very fun job. So thank you guys for that. But today we toast 19 year old, see, she couldn't |
| 0:38.5 | even listen to us all the time, 19 year old Gavaria Wasim of London, England. Now, last month, |
| 0:44.4 | Javeria and a friend, they bought gum-filled candies while they were shopping. Now, she admits |
| 0:49.9 | that she became impatient to reach the gum bowl at the center so she bit down hard on the candy and in |
| 0:55.1 | addition to chipping her front tooth her jaw started throbbing in fact it hurt bad enough that she went to |
| 1:00.5 | the hospital well after an x-ray it was confirmed that she had a broken jaw in two places she had to have |
| 1:06.5 | surgery and her jaw will be wired shut for the next six months, during which time she can only |
| 1:12.7 | consume liquids. And obviously, she's devastated, but we're toasting her because the candy in |
| 1:17.2 | question was a jawbreaker. It's right there in the name. Apparently, she got the three-inch |
| 1:22.9 | jawbreaker. The big one. The big one. And she says, look, man, I've had them before, but as a kid, you had fun |
| 1:29.4 | waiting at your time. But she said, I got a patient |
| 1:31.3 | bit down in the jawbreaker, apparently |
| 1:33.5 | lives up to its name, kids. It will |
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