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And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, there is no way that I'll be the first person to tell you this,

but remember to close and lock your doors and windows.

Now, this applies to your home, your vehicle, your place of employment,

or quite frankly, anywhere that has doors or windows.

Now, most people will tell you that to close to lock those doors and windows, it's a good crime deterrent.

And sure, that makes sense, but sometimes, sometimes folks, you just want to lock up to avoid something stupid happening.

In Missouri, police had to wrangle a monkey and a pink tutu after it opened an unlocked door and went on the run from

the home that it had been staying in. Now, why was the monkey and a pink two to two? Frankly,

it looked fabulous. Meanwhile, a man in California, he forgot to lock his kitchen door. And that's

when old Albert opened the door and trashed the kitchen. Albert, by the way, is the man's pet camel.

Then we have a zookeeper in Romania.

He forgot the, uh, locked the door to the tiger enclosure.

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