if we made it to drinking time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

Street time it is, and as usual, we head Tuesday drink Task and Steve a thrill hill to find out who are toasted.

Yes, indeed, and today we toast Mr. Jeremiah Magallin of Tyler, Texas.

At 3.45 a.m., police there received a 911 call from Jeremiah,

stating that he'd injured himself at a local Dodge dealership. Now,

press for details, he explained that he'd cut himself pretty badly on broken glass. And he further

explained that he'd broken into the dealership by throwing a rock through the window and then had to

crawl through the broken glass to get inside and the lacerations to cause enough damage that he needed medical

attention. Now, his goal had been to steal a car. Instead, all he got was the candy on a

salesperson's desk, but worse, in addition to having to rat himself out, injuring himself

and getting himself arrested. When officers arrived, they pointed out that there were several

unlocked doors

that Jeremiah could have simply used to get in or out.

Good work, my man.

So let's drink.

We pour this booze and we drink this booze because we think it's yummy.

Yay!

So over the tongue and down the throat to party in our tummies.

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