10 Facts About PB & J

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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0:00.0	Miles, what day is it, my friend?
0:01.8	It's one of your favorites.
0:03.0	Peanut Butter Jelly Day.
0:04.1	It is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day.
0:06.8	Peanut Butter Jelly Town.
0:09.7	Did you know that?
0:12.3	Ten or more things you didn't know about the iconic peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
0:22.4	It's like the WD-40 of spreadable sweet goo.
0:26.5	You're getting ready for work, or for that special third date.
0:30.9	You know the one.
0:33.0	And you run out of shaving cream.
0:35.0	Well, just waddle your doughy ass over to your pantry,
0:38.9	pull out a tub of creamy peanut butter,
0:41.8	and lather up.
0:43.6	In no time your fugly face will be rich and smooth.
0:47.8	And you'll want to go in for a lick.
0:50.0	Speaking of licks,
0:51.8	it works wonders for ping and p pong in your pants as well.
0:56.4	I haven't had razor-burning years.
0:59.1	It smells like moist peanut butter cookies.
1:03.4	Dear God.
1:04.6	Moist.
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