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But first quick check on with Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines, he is not working up.

Well, thank you, Miles.

The UK is dealing with an uptick of chocolate thieves.

But literally just people stealing chocolates?

Yes.

They literally have to start putting chocolate and candy bars behind, like, locked.

So that's their batteries and Advil? Yes. I don't know why. But the people over in the UK, we have a bit of a sweet, Tauf. But here's the... Look, you don't want anyone stealing your product. I get it. I understand why... Batteries, not so much. I know resale later, but I understand why you lock up certain medications here. because they're making different drugs, right?

And you go, all right.

But chocolate? Yeah. All you're going to do is break out and zits. I mean, like, isn't that big of a deal? It's kind of wild, right, increasingly stolen and resold through illicit markets. Yeah. That's what black market English chocolate? So if it's enough, like, yeah, I'm going to lock it up. I'm making a loss of us. Is it that good?

No.

I don't, I can't imagine so.

We used to steal candy from Rofo. was chocolate. So if it's enough, like, yeah, I'm going to lock it up. I'm making a loss of us. Is it that good? No. I don't, I can't imagine.

We used to steal candy from Rofo when we were hammered. Sure. But that was American candy. Yeah, damn it. Made out of sugar and other things. We would just eat it. That's the difference. If I stole something. It was for me.

Right. Does that make me better?

Is it better if I say, hey man, officer, I stole

this for my own personal concern? I stole something it was for me. Right. Does that make me better?

Is it better if I say, hey, man, officer, I stole this for my own personal consumption or use versus I stole this to resell? Yes. Yeah. I believe it does. That's why they have rules on certain drugs that are like, all right, it's personal use, right? I'm not selling it. Right. So it's like, all right, you caught me. What I saw a bunch of fast break bars.

This is 20 years ago. Or 20, whatever. But I would be like, look, officer, I'm just, I was just a drug fat bastard. The cop just eating them. I'm not making money off of me. I was going to say, it's how you know you have a drinking problem when you steal a bunch of booze and then they hit you with intent to sell like, no.

Of candy.

They don't care that you're hammered.

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