Cut up here to 508. We'll drink a toast with a shot of the day.

And we have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick check on with Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on.

Thank you, Miles. Scientists have discovered a new gland within the human body.

Up there in your mouth.

Up there in your mouth on your nose-ish area.

They were doing just some different method of scans and then they found something on different folks and they were like, wait

a minute. What does this gland do?

I don't know. It moistens the area between

the back of your throat and your nasal passages.

Okay. Okay.

There's a gland for that. Right?

What if it's also the one responsible for all the

phlegm that you get when you're sick. It doesn't want you to know that. Yeah, that's right. Sorry. I overdo my job sometimes.

I'm just working extra hard.

That's why you get snot rockets. Trying to buy tickets for the kids.

Oh, damn.

A suburban Florida has started curtailing the peacock population.

Not quite that way.

No, vasectomies.

Oh.

Who do you call for that?

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