It is Cinco de Mayo and while a lot of people are going out and having a great old time,

I recommend anybody grab themselves a nice tub of men's room roasted red salsa from San Juan Salsa Company.

Ooh, dip responsibly!

But it's also a great excuse to drink, and it's not just beer that you're drinking,

you're also drinking cocktails, so let's have some fun.

The men's room top ten.

The men's room top ten. The men's room top 10!

10 or more great cocktail recipes you should know.

Can we stop getting so fancy with all the pomp and circumstance of a smoked Manhattan

or a bloody merry with a whole cheeseburger, a basket of curly fries, and

a chocolate malt all balanced precariously atop what I can only describe personally as

swill.

Here's how to make the perfect spirit.

Find a bottle of whiskey.

90 proof or higher.

Procure a double rocks glass or as far as I care a red solo

cup. Open said bottle of jet fuel. Pour, sit, sip. Now leave me alone. All right. Perfect cocktail.

But in case you want to get just a little bit fancier than our boy, VD, these are, these are 10

cocktail recipes that you should know.

So let's start with a classic, the whiskey sour.

I'm going to put you guys to the test.

How do you make a whiskey sour?

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