Today We Toast A Man With A Problem
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 22 March 2025
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have we met it to drinking time? |
| 0:01.6 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:12.0 | So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor. |
| 0:17.5 | You're the toast of our shot of the day. |
| 0:20.7 | Drink time it is, and as usual, we had Tuesday drink test and Steve a thrill hill to find out who we're toasted. |
| 0:24.9 | Yes, indeed, and today we toast 20-year-old Israel Leib of somewhere in New Jersey. |
| 0:31.7 | Now, recently, Israel, he was on a United Airlines flight from Mexico to Texas. |
| 0:37.3 | They got up to use the bathroom, but raised concerns from the flight crew when he hadn't returned in 20 minutes. |
| 0:44.4 | A little flight attendant, she knocked on the door, and UCLA said, hey, I'll be out shortly. |
| 0:49.8 | But that's when the pilot got involved and demanded that he leaves the bathroom immediately. |
| 0:54.9 | But that just wasn't in the car. |
| 0:56.6 | So the pilot, he became enraged, and he broke down the door. |
| 1:01.0 | Guys in the bathroom, pilot breaks down the door and keep in mind, this is mid-flight. |
| 1:05.0 | Anyway, the pilot, he pulled Israel out of the cockpits while his pants were still down, |
| 1:10.4 | exposing his genitalia to the |
| 1:11.9 | other passengers. But upon landing, Israel, he was arrested and detained by Customs and Border |
| 1:17.8 | Protection. Now, eventually, he was released without charges. After they figured out the reason |
| 1:24.2 | that he was in the bathroom so long is because he was constipated. The man |
| 1:30.2 | tagging along with what you just went through, Mike, he could not pass his stool. |
| 1:34.7 | He did not want to be in the bathroom that long, but he was because he's constipated. The pilot |
| 1:40.5 | knocks down the door, mid-flight, drags this dude out. Keep a mind. |
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