10 Fun Facts About Your Colon

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 22 March 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0	Miles, what month are we celebrating right now?
0:03.7	I mean, technically, it's March.
0:06.6	You're correct.
0:07.6	It is National Colon Cancer Awareness Month, so let's talk about your colon.
0:11.6	The Minterf Top 10.
0:14.4	The Minter of Top 10.
0:17.2	10.
0:18.5	Fascinating facts about your colon. What a wondrous organ. I decided to treat myself on my 50th birthday and got a slice of triple chocolate cake. The next morning during my pre-dawn evacuation, the last layer of mud to be pushed had a dark, almost black tint to it.
0:43.6	Slightly concerned, I waited till the next morning when the entire load was dark.
0:50.2	So I looked it up.
0:52.2	Blood in my stool.
0:54.2	Gasp.
0:55.5	Day three, back to normal.
0:58.6	I forgot about the triple chocolate cake.
1:02.4	Turns out I don't have an ulcer.
1:05.4	Internal bleeding.
1:07.3	Or ruptured esophagus.
1:10.5	Maybe next time. Tell you what, the red one's on the Friday. The red wine will do thatagus. Maybe next time.
1:11.7	I'll tell you what, the red wine will do that too.
1:14.2	Oh, yeah.
1:15.0	You're like, what in the...
1:16.4	Oh, yeah.
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