Hard ever better to drink it time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you we say bottoms up sailor

You're the toast of our shot of the day

The cabin is and as usual we head to see during desk and Steve a thrill hill to find out who we're

toast.

Yes indeed, before we get there, first a quick shout out to our very own Mike Hawk and

his wife, Mrs. Hawk, on your recent acquisition man.

Oh yeah, proud of it excited for you.

Super happy for it.

You'll hear more about it on Monday, I'm sure.

Yeah, that is super happy for you guys, dude.

That is great.

But you know, you're not our honoree. Today we toast an unidentified man from Topeka, Kansas.

All right? So he planned to rob a quick shop convenience store there. He told the cashier to empty the register, which he did.

However, our honoree was not satisfied with the amount of cash that was in the

register. Now we don't know how much he was expecting, but it wasn't enough to

satisfy his criminal urges, so he improvised.

But improvisation proved to be problematic because in addition to being a criminal, he's also

an idiot.

Case in point, he decided he would get more cash by tying up the cashier and working the counter himself.

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