Ted, what day is it buddy?

Thursday.

Absolutely right, it is National Better Breakfast Day.

And because we don't really care about better breakfast,

let's get to the bad breakfast.

The men's from top 10.

The men's from top 10.

10 or more of the unhealthiest breakfast foods on the planet. So I was sitting at the glorious Newark International Airport in New Jersey this morning at 5 a.m.

eastern airport.

That's 2 a.m. Pacific.

Across from me were what appeared to be on the surface a delightful young couple.

He looked like a beaten dog.

She looked like a beaten dog.

She looked like she had all the testosterone in the relationship.

Ever hear of man spreading,

where you just stretch out those legs to the sides and let it all hang loose?

Well that's what she was doing.

Either she's packing some serious fire power in her pocket where she was trying to cool the

cauldron. Thank you New Jersey. You never disappoint.

So what do you guys say, you know, if you had your way and you were just having the breakfast that you wanted at a convenience, maybe it's in your house, maybe something that you get at a restaurant,

what do you guys prefer for breakfast?

I mean if I'm like at a diner or for whatever reason I cannot resist corn beef hash.

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