time and we made it to the weekend and drink it time somebody out there deserves to be recognized

and the men's room knows just who it is so to you we say bottoms up sailor you're the toast of our

shot of the day.

Drinktime it is, and as usual, we head Tuesday drink task and Steve a thrill hill to find out who we're toasted.

Yes, indeed, and today we toast 39-year-old Scott Schwerian of somewhere in Florida.

Now, we don't know why, but Scott was pulled over by the local authorities, and they noticed evidence of drugs.

So they searched his vehicle.

And to the shock of absolutely no one, they found a blunt, a pillbox with the word Xanax written on it.

What was in it?

I mean, come up.

Two baggies with fentanyl residue, three syringes full of meth, four joints, and a safe

that had more drugs in it.

So naturally, the cops moved to arrest Scott and his two passengers, but Scott had other

ideas. He decided he was going to escape on foot and he took off running.

He literally made it three steps before running directly into a telephone pole.

Oh, no! And after laughing, the cops walked over and cuffed him.

It was just that.

It's a man, he took three steps, just didn't see the pole, gave himself a black guy,

damn near knocked himself out.

So they had the opportunity to laugh.

Then they cuffed him.

You try running when you're on Xanax at Stone.

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