Today We Toast A Bad Car Thief
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 3 May 2024
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, if we made it to Drayton time. |
| 0:02.0 | Somebody out there deserves to be recognized. |
| 0:05.0 | And the men's room knows just who it is. |
| 0:10.0 | So do you, say bottoms up sailor |
| 0:17.4 | You're the toast of our shot of the day |
| 0:20.4 | TIG time it isn't as usual we had to see drink desk and Stephen Thorell Hill to find out who we're |
| 0:24.3 | toast. |
| 0:25.3 | Yes indeed and today we toast a would-be carjacker somewhere in Ohio. |
| 0:30.1 | Now we don't have a lot of details on the story but what we do know is that they were unsuccessful. |
| 0:35.2 | And usually this happens for one of two reasons. |
| 0:38.3 | Either they pick the quote-unquote wrong person to carjack or as we always hear they're stumped by a manual |
| 0:44.8 | transmission and I've always argued that if you can't drive stick maybe don't |
| 0:48.9 | try to carjack it's kind of like if you're scared of heights don't be a |
| 0:52.0 | pilot or if you're squeamish of heights don't be a pilot or if you're |
| 0:53.0 | squeamish around blood don't be a surgeon seems like if you can't actually |
| 0:56.6 | drive a car then maybe don't steal them anyway this particular |
| 1:00.5 | would-be carjacker he was actually labeled by the Ohio State Police |
| 1:05.1 | as the dumbest criminal this week this week because the reason he could not |
| 1:10.4 | figure out how to drive the cars. He was stumped by the automatic transmission. |
| 1:17.0 | What? |
| 1:17.4 | The automatic trans- So I guess this guy pop into this woman's car, |
| 1:21.8 | like rips her out of there, he's sitting there, he |
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