Today Was A Good Day

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Holy Christ on a cracker, holy yahweh on a wafer is it Christmas??...no but it might be Merrick Christmas. Finally, some good news. With the new AG, Covid numbers coming down and news of a new stimulus package on the way, today was a good day.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.1	This episode is brought to you by Butcherbox.com, Fields.com, and Trough Hot Sauce.
0:16.5	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:21.4	I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:24.7	And good dudes, holy Christ on a cracker!
0:27.2	Or shall I say Yahweh on a wafer? Or Jesus on a cheeto?
0:31.2	Things are getting done, oh my God, in America in the last couple of days, not only did the
0:36.2	house and sent it past the COVID relief bill that will actually help people instead of
0:41.0	helping corporations that actually own the fucking people!
0:46.0	It's crazy.
0:47.0	When the Republicans passed a $1.9 trillion bill to help corporations, they cheered like
0:51.4	they had beat the fascists in World War II.
0:54.4	But then on Biden's $1.9 trillion bill to help the non-yott owning unwashed, not one Republican
1:02.7	voted for it.
1:03.8	They became the fascists from World War II.
1:07.3	The Republicans are grumpy, because things are working now.
1:11.1	But it's also maybe because Merrick Garland got confirmed as Attorney General!
1:15.4	Woohoo!
1:16.9	Stand back and stand by.
1:19.9	There's a new sheriff in town, and he don't cotton denazis, like Senator Cotton.
1:25.4	Ah, you know, I hope there's some extra money in the budget and the COVID relief bill
1:30.2	to pay for mopping up all that Josh Hawley and Lauren Bobert sweat in the Senate chamber.
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