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I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

Well, the Oprah interview with Harry and Megan was the biggest news this week.

Yes!

We are no longer freaked out about an obese, illiterate,

evil, orange moron killing thousands weekly and instead are now freaked out that the white

is so transparent you can see the blue blood flowing through their wax paper skin, pastiest

people on the planet Earth are now worried that the family's new baby might have a little

bit of a tan. The interview with Oprah was quite harrowing to many people. For me, it was my happy

place. To know that no matter how rich and powerful you are, sometimes the cops are still called

on the 4th of July or whatever the royals celebrate for committing

genocide on a native people, you know, like we did to the Native Americans.

Sorry, I don't want it just to get weird.

So, an American actress who has a black mother and a white father, which is weird, right?

In the 1800s, I mean, unless you worked on Thomas Jefferson's plantation,

and then it was just a Thursday. I'm just glad in America, we here, we made it so you can

marry anyone you want, at least since 2015. But interracial marriage was legal in America

way back in 67. Here's how racist the royal family is.

The Queens Grants and a man who voluntarily joined the military was in for 10 years, did two tours of Afghanistan.

This is a man who could have just said,

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