The Bert Show.

I've been doing the show for 25 years and there are times every now and then, well,

we'll do something on the show where I'm like, I have this sort of out-of-body experience

that I can't believe we do this for a living and we get paid to do it because three-fourths

of the things that we do are so ridiculous.

Today I am having one of those thoughts.

Like what we are doing this morning, you can't do if you're a salesperson, if you're a nurse, if

you're a doctor, if you're in consulting.

But here in radio, when you sell a woman's forehead.

For advertisement space. As a billboard, then it just makes me realize that we are in a very unique position.

And today, this morning, could be a comedy of errors as Kristen is trying as hard as she can to pay fulfill my obligation.

fulfill your obligation.

I'm trying to fulfill my obligation to the client, which so graciously donated $750 to

Bert's Big Adventure.

Yes, we sell advertisement space on my forehead.

It's a long story.

Bert thinks I have a pretty forehead and here we are.

I don't think it. It is fast. I co-signed. Yes, you could win forehead. It's a long story. Bert thinks I have a pretty forehead and here we are. I don't think it. It is fat. I co-signed. Yes. You could win forehead pageants for sure for days.

So I jokingly in a commercial break, not jokingly, I threw it out there because I'm a radio

soldier. I thought I told you. And I was like, you want to sell advertisement on my forehead,

which was supposed to be for three days.

And now is for five days because Friday after you left the show because you had the bubble guts and everybody else was out, Abby was like, okay, so my OCD is OCDing and you can't just have a logo on your head for four days.

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