Toasting The Old Toaster
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2017
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Larry is pretty excited about his boss new toaster, tells some lesser-known facts about the Fourth of July and explains why he can't resist writing his name in wet cement.
For The Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Dirge For A Soldier," then talks about the Sam Peckinpah classic western "Ride The High Country." http://LarryMillerShow.com
Quote of the week: "I'm telling everybody!"
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who really knows what Independence Day means. Hey means. |
| 0:33.0 | Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? |
| 0:42.0 | And boy, is it beautiful here on Milleronia today? |
| 0:47.2 | And of course, the Colonel is with me. |
| 0:50.4 | He had his three helicopter flights that get him out here never mind where |
| 0:55.8 | Because I can't tell you what I won't tell you but we're at it's gorgeous here |
| 1:00.6 | You know we're out here and and, and we know what Independence Day means on |
| 1:06.0 | Miloronia by the way. We have two Independence Days that we celebrate, one is |
| 1:11.9 | of course July 4th the American Independence Day and |
| 1:18.0 | we by the way milleronia we are well a colony of the United States. |
| 1:25.0 | We get well we get some pretty special things attached to us and |
| 1:31.0 | I'm glad of that my family is glad of that and the colonel is glad of that. |
| 1:35.0 | And but boy oh boy we know what it we know what July 4th means here and we have another independence day that's October 15th |
| 1:46.3 | and that is the independence of milleronia. I should tell you that story sometime |
| 1:52.3 | by the way not today there's so much to tell today |
| 1:55.3 | But it's a great independent story about how milleronia came to be milleronia |
| 2:02.0 | And I'll just give you one hint by the way be Mileronia. |
| 2:02.6 | And I'll just give you one hint, by the way, that when my wife and I on the mainland |
| 2:08.6 | were first looking for houses before we had kids and we were newly married and we were looking at houses and one of our |
| 2:17.4 | requirements was she always said you have to have a good terrace on the back of this house so you can make your speeches as if it's and I'm at the start of my speeches was always I would try it out I'd have my arms akimbo, hands on the waist, elbows sticking out, and I would say, people of Miloronia. |
| 2:41.0 | And I thought that was cute and she thought it was cute and whoever the real estate |
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