Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday.

That's right. It is Wednesday. It is hump day. It is middle of the week.

You did it. Congrats. Grads. How you done. Jax.

You're doing it. We're on our way to the latter half.

Things we're doing. The week. It. The days of the week. I wonder if we'll ever mature enough to stop talking. I don't think so. It's germane to the episode. That's part of being a weekly podcast, daily podcast. It's part of being human, first of all. And second of all, I like how you say mature. Like I think it's probably the most mature thing about us, how we're so self-aware. We're always observing our surroundings, our circumstances. I think it's really indicative of not only, you know, high maturity, but also high intelligence. Not mature. Evolve past, you know, because everything, the jokes change on the show all the time, but kind of like the one constant is the day. Are the days of the week.

And I guess like Hubermeister isn't on his podcast talking about the days of the week,

even though I think in an odd sense he is.

But he also drops weekly.

We can't compare ourselves to those slackers.

Yeah, we can't compare ourselves to people who don't work nearly as hard as we do.

To weekly slackers.

Yeah, it's getting slack. Jack. And rack attack. And blame and shame. And blame and shame. Speaking of my favorite person to blame. Who's my favorite person to blame? Ben. It's his birthday. It is his birthday. And then, you know, I feel like we use this platform a lot.

Really is like a punching bag with our husbands.

And honestly, I feel like it's the best things for our marriage, honestly.

Like I think you and I both have, you know, knockwood, knockwood really healthy, strong marriages

because we have a platform in which we can just commiserate and vent.

I mean, then we don't go home and take it out on our husbands like other women do, like for real. It's true, I think. But today, let's make an exception. Today is Ben's birthday. And actually, Ben was supposed to be on a work trip. He was supposed to leave at 5 a.m. this morning, but there's like a crazy storm up here in the Northeast. Like, he can't go anywhere. It's been postponed. So I had planned nothing, like for the actual day. So I looked like a piece of shit.

No, he must know that.

Yeah, you know, of. can't go anywhere. It's been postponed. So I had planned nothing, like for the actual day.

So I look like a piece of shit. No, he must know that. Yeah, yeah, no, of course. But we made last minute lunch plans. I've got a last minute balloon delivery on its way. And on my way to lunch, I got to go buy a gift because I was planning on spending the day buying him a gift. Mm-hmm.

What are you thinking?

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