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🗓️ 28 August 2025
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0:00.0 | Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Oh my God, it's Friday. |
0:15.0 | It's so exciting. It's so beautiful. I love to see. You're not dressed like it's a Friday. Well, if I may. We have an unspoken rule here that Friday is like merch sweat panty. It's when you show up looking like snatched Karen from finance, it's not nice. Thank you so much for that compliment calling me snatch. It's so nice he if i may can i understand can i tell you my |
0:38.4 | logic yeah of course all week i dressed like it was friday like sweats merch just like really brought |
0:43.1 | nothing to the show and i've never loved you more okay but this is my last show for about 10 days yeah |
0:50.0 | and i really didn't want the last thumbnail to be like me in a grout fit again. I wanted to leave them on a high note. And so I just felt like and also like for myself, like when I wear sweats that many days in a row, I'm like, do my other clothes still fit me? So I just needed to like get into some real clothes. And I have a busy weekend where I'm going to be like dressing up all weekend. And so I might as well get the ball rolling now and like put on something with a zipper. And so here I am. And also even though this outfit like looks so fancy |
1:14.8 | and fabulous, it's actually really comfortable. Sure. Yeah. So with mine. It's really comfortable. |
1:20.4 | I'm wearing the toast. Went spring. And I and I shaved my legs and put on a little self-tanner. |
1:27.3 | So I thought the gams needed a day out. |
1:29.1 | The gams needed day out. Have you switched to Isle of Paradise yet? No, I haven't. I used |
1:34.4 | Santropay last night, and it's pretty good. It makes me like a little like green yellow. Yeah, |
1:40.8 | it's honestly, it's not the right fit for us. I'm telling you. I'm not sure that it was, but I also bought like a spray bottle that's like, like that I have never used. I bought it. I was influenced by an influencer. And she also has red hair, so I was like, okay, maybe this will work for my coloring too. Which one? Sophia LaCourt. Oh my God, we're obsessed. She's like a tick. Where'd you buy it? Do you follow her on Instagram? |
2:01.1 | I follow her on Instagram. Oh, I only follow her on TikTok. Yeah, no. I'm so thoroughly influenced by her. So I bought it, but I still never used it because every time I've gone to use it, I'm like, what if I do it wrong? And then I have like a wedding. So I need to use it like on a boring week, but it hasn't happened yet. Speaking of Sophia LaCourt, what was that Redhead's book by Renee Carlino? |
2:01.3 | Between Two Strangers? |
2:02.5 | Before we were strangers. |
2:03.7 | Before we were strangers. Before we were strangers. And the main girl is a girl named Grace who has red hair, right? I thought she had blonde hair, but sometimes those things can translate differently for people. Well, whatever. I imagined when I was reading the book and I was very into it, the whole time I thought of the main girl, Grace, as Sophia LaCore. because I just started seeing her on TikTok and she was like in my brain and now I just have like into it the whole time I thought of the main girl Grace as Sophia LaCore |
2:34.2 | because I like just started seeing her on TikTok and she was like in my brain and now I just have like association between the two. That's really funny. Yeah. I just want to tell you really quickly about my night because I just did like so many things, you know? I went to Comedy Cellar, which was so premium. Like, you know, usually you go see a comedy show, like some comedians are better than others. |
2:34.0 | Like, this was so premium. Like, you know, usually you go see a comedy show. |
2:51.8 | Like, some comedians are better than others. Like, this was just, like, sickening lineup. And I guess that's, like, the point of comedy seller. It's like a premium premier. Cremme de la Crem. Crem. So, like, every single comic was better than the next. Like, it was so hysterical. Like, I was actually, like, belly laughing. |
3:07.8 | And it was, first of all, they take your phones when you, and, like, your Apple watches when you walk in. So at first I was, like, a little annoyed, like, crazy anxiety. I was like, oh, my God, what if I get canceled? Like, I just, like, something about not being on my phone just gives me terrible anxiety. But once I was able to let that go, it was so premium for a million reasons. |
3:07.2 | Like, you know, we operate very much in the digital space, which is... Something about not being on my phone just gives me terrible anxiety. But once I was able to let that go, it was so premium for a million reasons. |
3:25.6 | Like, you know, we operate very much in the digital space, which is this like, you know, |
3:29.8 | sensitive, politically correct safe space, at least our corner of it. |
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