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The Toast

Toast Herstory: Chopping the Tarts (Original Airdate Wednesday, May 4th, 2022)

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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 -Dave Chapelle Attacked on Stage at Hollywood Bowl By Audience Member Armed with Weapon (Page Six) (10:40) 

- Lili Reinhart Slams 'Starving' Kim Kardashian Over Met Gala 2022 Diet (Page Six) (18:00)

- Post Malone Expecting First Child with Longtime Girlfriend (Page Six) (24:01) 

- Intruder Disguised as Priest Spends Night at the Queen's Windsor Castle (Page Six) (27:44) 

- Aaron Judge Homer Leads to Fans' Wholesome Moment (NY Post) (37:48) 


- RHONJ Reunion Recap (40:01) 

- Dear Toasters ([email protected]) (45:00) 


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)




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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. It is Hump

0:07.0

day! So don't forget to hump someone you love. Speaking of someone I love, I'm joined for

0:12.0

the third consecutive day in a row, which is so sickening, given the fact she just gave birth.

0:16.0

It's Jackie O, Morning Toast, original recipe. Original recipe, hey guys, happy to be here.

0:21.2

It's really catching up with me. Like, it's a little too much too soon. Oh, really? But I'm happy to do it. This is such a big week, so I'm running on adrenaline, running on steamy vibes, running on N-Log. You're running on steamy vibes. I am feeling quite steamy because it's always warm in here. It is always warm in here.

0:17.8

We've got to fix that.

0:18.7

And we're always wearing sweatshirts and leggings and Air Force ones and twinning. I am feeling quite steamy because it's always warm in here. It is always warm in here.

0:38.0

We've got to fix that.

0:38.8

And we're always wearing sweatshirts and leggings and Air Force ones and twinning. We're literally wearing the same outfit. Again. This is like embarrassing. I know. What's with us? I guess it's the Air Force ones. I know because they're just such great shoes. You have to wear it with a crew neck. Yeah. And we're just always wearing crew necks.

0:35.4

And I just have decided like

0:54.5

until I'm where I want to be in life physically, mentally and emotionally, it's just going to be

1:00.5

a sweatshirt from me. I don't care what month it is. Like I tried the first time I came into the studio to

1:05.6

like put together an outfit because I was like, you know, so excited. And I looked horrific. And so now I'll just be covering everything until I'm really, you know, so excited. And I looked horrific.

1:11.3

And so now I'll just be covering everything until I'm ready to show you guys more.

1:16.3

You're like literally going to do a full reveal in like six months.

1:19.5

Six months, yeah.

1:21.0

Well, we've got a great show for you guys today.

1:23.8

It's Wednesday.

1:24.5

And we've got Dear Toasters.

1:46.2

We also have an update from someone who wrote in about something particularly vile So that'll be exciting Jackie did not watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1 because she has a child and priorities It was like hanging over my head all night And I woke up in the middle of the night to pump And I was like I could watch now, but then I didn't want to wake my mind up because I needed to go back to sleep.

1:47.6

It's not worth it. It was only part one.

1:47.9

No. It was part three, maybe.

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