Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet.

Engage.

Watch your bags up, uh Luke.

I'm Captain, Captain,

Brinking where the U.S. says,

for a better. I'm Captain, Kappring where the U.S. says, 4th. Do it, I'm Captain. Captain about having a Star Trek podcast, Madam Pranica. I'm Ben Harrison. Getting ready for Valentine's Day over here.

What are you doing to prepare? I don't know, recording this episode. That's as far as I've gotten.

How's that going over?

Uh bad. How what's your strategy on Valentine's Day? We tend to keep it pretty chill over here, but I like early in my relationship I had a couple of things where like I didn't technically fuck up but I didn't do a great job at

Valentine's Day in terms of like execution like I had everything on paper.

Yeah.

There was one time where like we were going out to dinner and I was like meeting her at work and we were going to go out to dinner and I had bought her some flowers but I was like, I'm not going to carry these around to her job and then to the

restaurant and then back home they're just going to get beat up and die. Oh no, Ben. So they were

waiting at home in water. Oh no.

Did you catch some shit for not showing up with flowers?

I didn't really catch shit,

but I could tell she was like, she was like preparing herself

for a little bit of disappointment on on that mark and so like

our strategy as a couple has been like set goals that Ben can accomplish in terms of what Valentine's Day looks like and so what

that's become is I usually make a heart-shaped pizza which I've been doing since way

before all these fucking pizza places started doing it.

So, uh-huh. Don't come at me with I'm copying. They copied me.

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