It Seems Like a Plumbing Issue (VOY S7E14)
The Greatest Generation
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4.9 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2024
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
When Voyager finds a D7 full of very religious Klingons, they blow up their ship after learning BLT is pregnant. But when the fetus’ DNA also cures their deadly virus, the nearest barren planet looks perfect for their new empire. When is cleaning up poop like wiping your nose? Which drink is in honor of Dr. Star Trek? What did Kahless like to eat for breakfast? It’s the episode with a new ship’s surgeon!
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. |
| 0:03.0 | Engage. |
| 0:04.0 | Watch your backshop, uh Luke. |
| 0:06.0 | I'm Captain, Captain, |
| 0:08.0 | Brinking where the U.S. says, |
| 0:10.0 | 4th. I'm Captain, Captain, |
| 0:12.0 | Bring Jain where the the U of it says, |
| 0:14.0 | Do it. |
| 0:15.0 | Welcome to the Greatest Generation. |
| 0:17.0 | It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys. |
| 0:20.0 | Just a little bit of bears |
| 0:21.0 | about having a Star Trek podcast. I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Adam Pranica. How you doing Adam? |
| 0:28.0 | I was a little late to the mic because I had to pull a thing out of Ripley's butt. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh. |
| 0:38.0 | And I thought of you during Ben because... |
| 0:41.0 | That's very flattering. Because I was thinking as gross as that experience was for me. |
| 0:48.0 | You've got to be dealing with far grosser far more often in your household, right? |
| 0:55.0 | I guess so. I think that a diaper is grosser in the abstract |
| 1:01.0 | than it is when it's your particular baby. |
| 1:04.0 | There's no such thing as a baby, like a baby only exists in so far it is in relationship with its parents and caretakers. |
| 1:12.0 | Uh... |
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