To PROTECT & SERVE? This Kansas City Story Just Got CRAZIER | GUEST: Australian Talk

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

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🗓️ 17 February 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Picture this: your team just won the superbowl. You’re ready for the day of your life with your fellow fans in the streets. Drinking and cheering and having a great time. When all of a sudden.. SHOTS FIRED. Luckily the cops are there to protect you.. Right? NOPE. POP LOCKING while bodies hit the floor around you. What happened to LAW & ORDER? Also.. Sean Evans of Hot Ones dumps his p*rn star GF.. After just ONE DAY? Adam22 may have went a little hard on him on this one.. All this and M...

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0:00.0	It is Friday night.
0:10.9	The cost of living is so damn expensive in Australia.
0:13.6	I can't afford t-shirts anymore.
0:17.9	Damn, the world's getting crazy.
0:19.7	It's so crazy that I'm reminded that we can't rely on anybody these days.
0:24.3	You know, I saw this video from the shooting over in Kansas,
0:28.0	and I was like, Dan, can we rely on anybody anymore?
0:31.1	And apparently not.
0:31.8	Check out what the cops were doing during the shooting.
0:34.5	It was our last episode, by the way.
0:36.4	And thank God for police officers stepping up,
0:40.4	not in the line of duty, but to the line for the ultimate battle,
0:44.6	a dance battle.
1:21.4	Yeah. Yeah, well, some shots were there in those amazing dance moves. But he wasn't there to protect anyone, which is why we're having a special episode today where we're looking at all the insanity with my favorite guest and co-host, Ben Australia Talk.
1:28.7	It is approximately 10.05 p.m. Eastern time in the United States. Let's begin the show. We're back. We're back. Sorry, that was a double scream. I have decided that today, for some reason, since I'm at my house, that we're just going shirtless today. It's a shirtless Friday for no other reason. I've had no other reason for this just because today's topics are so outlandish my guest today ben australia talk
2:02.0	welcome back to the show thank you elijah it's an honor and a privilege i'm your favorite
2:07.7	a laja wow imagine that yeah we do love it uh so ben obviously we're talking about this you know
2:13.4	i've been watching a little update about what's going on in the country and i'm damn well impressed because people are doing a lot of things in the United States. Some of those things
2:22.3	are not what they're supposed to be doing. But when you see stuff like this, you know,
2:25.9	when you see officers when there's a shooting right nearby and they are protecting and they
2:31.2	are definitely serving, if you know what I mean, it gives me hope for the country to remember, hey, you might end up dead. serving if you know what I mean it gives me hope for the
2:35.2	country to remember hey you might end up dead but at least there was a show on the way out
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