State enforced homosexuality is real and a Florida teen found out the hard way they are charged

with a felony after vandalizing a rainbow gay pride crosswalk by spinning his tires.

Witness is telling cops that he performed multiple burnouts.

Back in my day, we called him a motherfucking legend. But today we're now calling him a felon.

And because we cannot desecrate the LGBTQ flag, because our holy people whom we love, who only add great things to this environment like HIV, the proliferation of other sexually transmitted diseases and of course child molestation.

I wanted to celebrate the LGBTQ community today by looking at the greatest examples among us with a short video.

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My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is another episode of Nightly Offensive. Let's begin the show.

Let's begin the show well fill me with hormone blockers and fuck me in the ass.

We're celebrating the most beautiful women among us.

And we're talking about men who would dare to desecrate their flag, reminding you that not only do gay people remind us they're not Americans.

They have their own country with their own flag, but black people have their own national anthem. It's almost like when we ask ourselves, are these people really like us? Well, they answer the question themselves. I'd like to welcome to the show for the first time. My guest tonight, stand-up comedian, Leonardo, welcome to Nightly Offensive. Thanks for having me. I'm really happy to be here. Yeah. And I was funny. I was laughing through that whole video.

It was like, did you find any of those men attractive?

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