To Protect and Squirt

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2015

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Tony Daro and Sue Costello are in the studio this week plus a surprise appearance by Dr. Phil. Sherrod, Kurt and the crew talk about the James Blake incident and get an interesting call-in from a cop. Plus, the comedian who gut kicked an open mic'er in Las Vegas calls in to tell his side of the story. Plus Tony and Sue are educated in what "giving Becky" is. Thanks to Bob Dibuono for his awesome impressions! Throw some bucks to Kurt and Sherrod by clicking the donate button here: http://standupnylabs.com/media-entertainment/race-wars/ And listen to Crass to Mouth on iTunes!

Transcript

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.9	Oh, yeah.
0:06.0	Race wars.
0:07.1	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.5	He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.5	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.1	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:16.6	I have the power.
0:18.1	With her.
0:19.1	Metzger and shit-fts, Schwarz,
0:21.6	Hullar,
0:22.6	Hull off.
0:23.6	Kurt, we're back.
0:27.6	Hold up. We're here. We're here. We're here. Hala.
0:39.1	Hola.
0:40.1	Hala.
0:41.1	Kurt, we're back. Hold up, I said.
0:42.3	Hala.
0:43.1	Hold on.
0:43.5	Hala.
0:44.3	Hola.
	...

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