To Poop or Not To Poop and a Condiment Contest - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Would you rather go without the internet or without necessities like AC and heating? The guys also get heated over their passion for condiments. In a four round condiment draft, one team winds up clearly superior. But most importantly, the Spitballers come to the rescue of a man who has some poopy decisions to make. Be sure to subscribe and drop a five star rating for the Spitballers Comedy Podcast if you enjoy it and follow the show @SpitballersPod. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:16.2	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:25.1	Thank you. The Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Ah, we're back.
0:27.1	Yet another delicious episode of The Spitballers Podcast.
0:32.5	I'm Andy Holloway, joined as always by this fine music.
0:37.2	I'm keeping it palatable over here.
0:40.0	Mike Wright is here. Jason Morris here.
0:42.2	Savory. I'm excited for this show. We've got some life advice. We're going to dish out.
0:48.2	And we're going to help some people. And we've got a would you rather. We've got a fun mock draft.
0:53.1	I believe we're drafting condiments.
0:56.0	Yeah, it could be our most, you said it's a delicious show.
0:59.2	Yes.
0:59.6	It could be foreshadowing.
1:01.4	The most delicious show of all time.
1:03.3	When we're talking food, this is kind of like where I always win.
1:07.4	So the superhero draft did not go so well for this guy. Yeah, Twitter was not kind.
1:14.1	No, but I'm coming back with a vengeance today. Look, I'm a condiment king. When a group of normal,
1:24.3	just regular human beings has a chance to defeat your superheroes in a fight,
1:29.9	you're not going to win.
1:31.1	What?
1:32.2	I know your draft.
1:34.3	I am, I want to start this show and just say thank you to everybody who is listening,
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