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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Terrible Impressions and the Worst Opinions Ever - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.97.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The most ridiculous "Would you rather" questions are tackled on today's Spitballers podcast. You won't want to miss Jason trying to impersonate Mike Tyson because it's a comedy goldmine of failure. We also have a mock draft again, this time the guys are drafting Action Movie stars. Of course it wouldn't be a proper Spitballers Podcast without a little bit of fart jokes mixed in. Enjoy! Be sure to check out the Spitballers Comedy Podcast website at SpitballersPod.com and follow the show on social media @SpitballersPod.  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

0:16.2

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

0:25.3

Thank you. The Spitballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason. What's going on?

0:27.7

Welcome into yet another smooth Monday on the Spitballers podcast.

0:35.1

Going sultry.

0:36.6

So smooth. So smooth, Andy Mike and Jason. Spitballers podcast going sultry so smooth so smooth any mike and jason spitballers are back again

0:42.6

with another fine episode of the show we have would you rather on the show today our favorite

0:48.8

things and a spectacular mock draft the topic of which I shall wait to tell you.

0:56.7

Oh, I'm not telling you until later.

1:00.3

Surprise, surprise.

1:01.5

Glad I let you finish that sentence because I was about to jump in.

1:04.7

Where are you?

1:05.5

I am very excited for this draft.

1:08.1

Well, I'm excited to have the number one pick in this draft.

1:10.3

That's all I can say. I am very envious that you have the number one pick in this draft. Well, I'm excited to have the number one pick in this draft. That's all I I am very envious that you have the number one pick in this draft. Unless you blow it.

1:17.1

Then the pressure is on. You can follow this show, the Spitballers podcast, over on Twitter

1:23.7

at Spitballerspod. The website Spitballerspod.com. If you want to send in a question for the show, something for us to talk about,

1:31.0

something for us to, you know, some sort of nonsense you want to send our direction.

1:35.9

We need to set up a voicemail line.

1:39.0

Yeah.

1:39.5

Let people call in and hear the sadness in their voice.

1:44.3

To ask the questions?

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