To Love, Honor, and Obey?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple. Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens! T Swift making billions as usual Bryan remixes an old taylor song He doesn’t know her dating history (how???) For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order): Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer (creepy), Jake Gyllenhaal (hate), Connor Kennedy, Harry Styles, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, Joe Alwyn (beard), and now she is linked to Matty Healy (barf) of The 1975. There are also many rumors of her dating women as well (Karlie Kloss…the kissing pic, etc.), but they have never been confirmed. Producer Christina is a Gaylor. That is all. Sia HBO Max or just Max? TCB minus…all your favorite shows, minus anything good A very controversial video Whew! This starts bad and just gets worse. Get me pancakes, wench! They have a “traditional” marriage… But he can fuck whoever he likes? He plays with his little trucks, and she does all the work This doesn’t sound very traditional “I know John’s great and all…but what does he do?” We may never know. Alpha in the streets, Beta in the sheets (and the house) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	At VWFS Renter Car, we'll give you exactly the car or venue aspo.
0:04.8	So you might want to stop calling us Renter Car and start calling us,
0:08.8	Renter Volkswagen Golf Auto or Renter Skoda Codiac for the whole family
0:13.1	or Renter Craft-a-Panel Van Respace for everything.
0:15.9	Actually, just call us VWFS Renter exactly the car or venue wanted
0:20.0	or VWFS Renter Car for short.
0:22.7	Say yes to vehicle rental as it should be.
0:25.2	Say yes to VWFS Renter Car, book online today.
0:28.8	Season C's Applied.
0:30.4	Ah, the sound of spring cleaning.
0:34.0	Steam clean your way to brighter bathrooms and sparkling
0:37.5	kitchens with the car to steam cleaner.
0:39.6	You'll be done before you know it, with more time to fit your feet up.
0:44.8	Find your car to steam cleaner at carcha.co.uk or a car to retailer.
0:50.1	Science has proven that you feel better when you smile
0:53.3	unless a man is telling you to do it in which case never smile.
0:59.0	On this episode of the commercial break,
1:04.0	I know plenty of people whose lifestyles accommodate
1:07.5	for the men sleeping with other women.
1:10.1	And it's kind of like don't tell, you know,
1:13.6	don't ask don't tell policy and seem perfectly okay.
1:18.0	Where did I get this STD?
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