Swipe Right For Cash Money

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

There are three things you'll need to succeed on the dating app sites: an overcoat, slacks, and a stack of hundreds. Bryan & Krissy get into Frankie B's dating app site tips for men... Club TCB Old drugs vs new drugs Extreme hoarders A story about roaches Bryan got PRANKED Devon the Ding Dong Dick Dark Dork The baggage of being human Bryan only goes to therapy so that someone can keep his secrets Another spurt of Frankie B! Frankie is using randomly placed transition noises Is meeting people at the grocery store a thing? The dating app websites strike again Frankie’s intro never disappoints "Da pitcher" Did Frankie steal our transition noise? Haunting & fishing is NOT for dating apps Everyone’s attracted to a well dressed man Slacks and an overcoat = sex appeal (or flasher vibes) Frankie with the LAUGH TRACK?! You better watch yourself, bud... LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, first of all, I was instantly attracted to him,
0:04.0	which means he's definitely unavailable.
0:10.0	On this episode of The Commercial Break...
0:13.0	When you swipe to the right, like I do, and like I was taught by my ex-girlfriend,
0:19.0	when you swipe to the right, you do it with a hundred dollar bill every time,
0:23.0	and then you let whoever's to the right of you take that hundred dollar bill,
0:26.0	which was usually my ex-girlfriend.
0:27.0	When I ran out a hundred dollar bill, she dumped me.
0:29.0	The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
0:39.0	Oh, yeah, Katsuki-Tons. Welcome back to Club Commercial Break on Bryan Green.
0:43.0	This is my dear friend and club sex-kitten, Chris and Joy,
0:46.0	hopefully best of you, Gersard.
0:48.0	Let me do other than podcast universe.
0:53.0	I love that. That's one of my favorites.
0:55.0	Especially when you're, you know, outside of funeral and basically and people are making that noise.
1:03.0	I want that in my funeral. Make it noted.
1:05.0	Oh, dude, you're gonna have a party.
1:06.0	You are gonna have a party and I'm gonna make sure of it.
1:09.0	I guess everybody else's wishes, I'll probably just be like...
1:14.0	Yeah, she did!
1:17.0	Let's celebrate her life.
1:19.0	Drop the coffin!
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