TMS FRIDAY: Nobody's Eating Cotton

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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WE LOST POWER IN POST! But on this TMS, I Can't Believe It's Not Fake Butter. Strong Deyboo with Monica. All dressed and ready, like potato chips. Nobody's Eating Cotton. Smells Like China. Elevator Horror. A different kind of horny. Wick'd for Good. Someone Felt The Other Guy. What shit do I have laying around my desk. Filament Test Boogers. Persnickety is the Word.

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0:00.0	It's Friday, Friday.
0:02.2	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:04.2	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:06.5	Weekend.
0:07.6	Oh, piss pots.
0:09.6	Hold on.
0:10.5	There we go.
0:11.0	The morning stream.
0:12.0	The morning stream.
0:15.0	The morning stream.
0:18.0	The morning stream.
0:19.0	Morning stream.
0:25.6	Morning stream. Hello everybody and welcome to the morning stream Friday edition.
0:29.6	This is TMS Friday, normally a patron only deal, but not today.
0:32.2	No, today it's for everyone.
0:35.2	All people, Brian, all of them. We're everybody into the pool because you're all invited. The water's fine, except for that little warm spot around me. Yeah, I just, I felt bad because I was gone Monday for travel and then I totally spaced an appointment that I scheduled months ago yesterday and had to cancel TMS like the night before. I had to text Brian kind of last minute late. I know you were all
0:54.2	dressed and ready. I was just like potato chips. And then and then that all went fine. I was just like,
1:02.7	you know what we'll do? We'll just give a freebie for everybody here and everybody gets their
1:06.6	Friday edition of the show. So welcome everyone. You know what? It actually kind of worked out well
1:10.9	because right after, like I was thinking, all right, nice, easy, chill Thursday. I get a thing
1:20.9	from a client, hey, we're doing a Black Friday thing. Any chance you could do a uh a full whole product change
1:30.4	banner ads uh badges on our products blah blah blah thing and have it done by the end of the day
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