TMS 2924: Bread Hat

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Better dick cumberbatch. Giant Frog Bong. The Brain is the Window to the Colon. I need this finger for my mouse and this one for driving. NO Lt Yar...'s Revenge! Pulling the Dunaway in. Never Go To Crystal Gayle's House For Soup. Guy Piercings. Mein Cousin. Gah! Linda! Going Full Nicole with Scott. Hot chocolate munchies. O Canada, your health care shines on thee! Maple rhymes with snow. I would really have liked a hot dog, that's all I am sayin' and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Remember that time that Ripley warned everyone that the alien was going to kill everybody?
0:05.1	We do.
0:06.1	Ripley also said, make sure you sign up to support the morning stream at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:11.1	I'd listen to Ripley.
0:12.7	Coming up on the morning stream, Better Dick Cumberbatch.
0:16.1	Giant Frogbong.
0:17.7	The brain is the window to the colon.
0:19.8	I need this finger for my mouse and this one for
0:22.7	driving. No lieutenant yars revenge. Pulling the dunaway in. Never go to Crystal Gale's house for soup.
0:29.5	Ew. Guy piercings. Mine cousin. Gah! Linda. Going full Nicole with Scott. Hot chocolate munchies.
0:36.1	Oh, Canada. Your health care shines on the...
0:39.9	Maple rhymes with snow. I would really have liked a hot dog. That's all I'm saying. And more on this
0:45.9	episode of The Morning Stream. I did more. But I did better. Oh, give me a great. Wait a second.
0:53.3	Is there anybody here who knows what Jesus said?
0:56.5	Feel like I've died and gone to New York.
1:03.0	The morning stream.
1:10.5	They're coming to get you, Barbara.
1:12.5	There's one of them now.
1:17.7	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:19.8	It is the morning stream for November 24th, 2025.
1:24.9	We have just a few days left until Thanksgiving here in the States. We do. Yeah.
1:29.2	It's, uh, the, the turkey is thawing in the fridge right now. You guys hosting again this year?
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