TMS 2975: Fridge Rigidity

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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How Fat is your Albert. Zoom! Brought To You By All the Drugs in the 70's. The Rick Overton Window. Durandom Durandom. Propeller Braids. Dr Seuss Word Salad. Filing for Bankruptcy? OH YEAH! (Schoolhouse Rock v). Kind Of Mad Maxy. The Guy Had Like A Shovel. Digitally Calibrate Your Studs. There Was A Taylor... A succulent Covid meal!!! Make robots, not war. The Lines of Cindy Margolis. Transparent Rubber With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	We all know the Konami code, but how many of us know the moderately successful morning show code?
0:05.4	It's simple. Head to patreon.com slash TMS and support the show today.
0:10.3	Start select, start select. Coming up on the morning stream, how fat is your Albert?
0:15.0	Zoom, brought to you by all the drugs in the 70s.
0:17.9	The Rick Overton window. Durandum, Durandum. Propeller braids. Dr. Sue's
0:22.8	word salad. Filing for bankruptcy. Oh yeah. Kind of mad maxi. The guy had like a shovel.
0:29.9	Digitally calibrate your studs. There was a tailor. A succulent, oh, a succulent COVID meal.
0:36.7	Make robots, not war.
0:38.4	The lines of Cindy Margolis.
0:40.3	Transparent rubber with Bill and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.
0:44.9	There's an opening for a beef boner with at least one year of experience.
0:49.1	Call 581-1318 to apply.
0:52.4	Up next, I hope you'll enjoy a skip by Pedro Sanchez.
1:01.5	The morning stream.
1:07.5	Get your bleep and tannico out of my face.
1:18.6	M-S-S-E-D-R-S-E-R-S-E. Get your bleep and tannico out of my face. Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.
1:20.6	This is the morning stream for Tuesday, March 10th.
1:23.6	Happy Mario Day.
1:24.6	Yeah.
1:25.6	How you saw, Brian, you do anything like, I don't know, what are you doing for Mario Day?
1:30.4	Doing anything?
1:31.6	I'm going to celebrate by recording something for a freelance client and working on some possible charms for a bracelet for an artacular.
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