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Expect to feel several bone tremors and be perceived by all around you to be a disgrace.

You will be in an accident involving a screen door and a randyman.

Yeah, okay.

Happy Thanksgiving.

The morning stream.

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Hello and welcome to TMS, everybody.

This is the morning stream, and today's date is Monday, March 9th, 2026.

I'm Scott Johnson.

That's Brian Nibbitt.

Good morning, Brian.

That's right.

It's Mario Day Eve, I think, is the way people celebrate today.

Oh, is that what we do with today? Yeah think so Mario day eve every year they come around and they give you coupons for stuff

but it's all stuff i don't care about like give me give me some deep discounts on games

Nintendo how about that but they don't do that they're like oh you want one of these here

stickers right exactly no give me discount an actual Mario game yeah but they don't do that. Yeah. They're like, oh, you want one of these here stickers?

Right,

exactly.

No,

give me a discount an actual Mario game. A few I haven't bought yet, although I, um, uh, I was really tempted to pick up, um, uh, what should we call it? Popcopia. Is that what it's called? Oh, Pokedopia.

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