TMS 2968: The Cringe You Know
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Michael Stipe warned us that it was him in the corner, but we never listened. |
| 0:04.3 | We can still listen now and join the TMS Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS. |
| 0:09.5 | Coming up on the morning stream, Shizberger. |
| 0:12.1 | Greetings, siblings. |
| 0:13.4 | Legal horseshit. |
| 0:14.3 | Down a Chevy hole. |
| 0:16.0 | Narcissistic turd monkey. |
| 0:17.2 | Ducks are fine. |
| 0:18.1 | Geese are dicks. |
| 0:19.2 | I don't like peanut cream. Trusting a lady to check my junk. |
| 0:24.7 | I can definitely see why Kim likes it. 94 year old rusty toenail. Bradford, Braddington, Bradley Reese |
| 0:30.4 | the third. Hannibal Light. Hallmark serial killer. How far can you throw a goose? Hip hop. Hooray in the |
| 0:36.4 | widest way with Travis and more on this episode of the Morning |
| 0:40.1 | Stream. |
| 0:41.2 | You are an usher. |
| 0:42.4 | Hello, my name is Chuck Neighbors, and I will be your host for this training course |
| 0:46.4 | on ushering. |
| 0:47.1 | I didn't think that was my job. |
| 0:48.5 | D, D, M-S-S-S-D. The morning stream. We're not toys. We're action figures. |
| 1:07.9 | Hello everybody and welcome to TMS. |
| 1:14.5 | This is the morning stream for February 24th, 2026. |
| 1:18.1 | I am Scott Johnson. |
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