TMS 2967: Dude Illegence

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex Mary. New Jersey's got 24 inches. Happy Kristen Day. Milking Rambo. Just a Small Heart Attack. Cats: How do they work? The Meaning of Life with Dunaway. A Desert of Suck. Unfortunate Cookie. Wet Dress Rehearsals w Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Why did the chicken really cross the road? The question has plagued us for centuries, or at least
0:05.2	for as long as we've known about chickens, dumb birds. Anyway, support this show at patreon.com
0:10.8	slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef nuts. You'll get no cold,
0:17.5	no UTI, and no Lieutenant Yarr! Salem dreams of being an ice dancer.
0:23.3	Give me the banana bomb.
0:24.6	Typhoid, same-sex Mary.
0:26.2	New Jersey's got 24 inches.
0:28.6	Happy Kristen Day.
0:29.7	Milking Rambo.
0:30.8	Just a small heart attack.
0:32.2	Cats, how do they work?
0:34.0	The meaning of life with Dunaway.
0:36.0	A desert of suck.
0:37.4	Unfortunate cookie. Wet dress rehearsals with Bobby and more on this episode. They work. The meaning of life was Dunaway. A desert of suck.
0:38.5	Unfortunate cookie.
0:43.3	Wet dress rehearsals with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:49.3	Scientists today in a new research domain have begun publishing findings that are turning such thinking on its head.
0:57.2	For example, research in the new area of psychoneuroimic andamian we don't like it we're too nervous D
0:57.8	M-S-D-M-S-S-D
1:02.0	The morning stream
1:08.6	Would you like a closer look?
1:17.1	Hey, everybody.
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