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The Morning Stream

TMS 2963: It's A Sit Day

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Fellowship of the Two Kings. Whatever Happened To Rebecca Black? Y'Know She's Questionably Got Talent! You MUST wear brown slack! Wee Little Ginger Man. You'll get No Denise Crosby No Regina King and No Lt Yar. Clay-tality. Deep, but not Chicago deep. My favorite kind of pizza is the one closest to me. MORTAL FROGBAT!! Hair eating chair. X-Men's Greatest Villain. New York is Crackery. Beat Box Breathing. I Like a Mouthfull of that Dough. Growing Your Stunted Growth Thingy w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

The first thing Tony Soprano did after walking out to get his paper in his robe was to march right back in his house and sign up at patreon.com slash TMS.

0:09.1

It's true.

0:09.8

Coming up on the morning stream, Fellowship of the Two Kings.

0:13.0

Whatever happened to Rebecca Black, you know she's questionably got talent.

0:16.9

You must wear a brown slack.

0:18.9

We, little ginger man.

0:20.7

You'll get no Denise Crosby, no Regina King, and no lieutenant yard.

0:26.0

Claytality.

0:26.9

Deep, but not Chicago deep.

0:28.6

My favorite kind of pizza is the one closest to me.

0:31.4

Mortal Frogbat.

0:33.4

Hair eating chair.

0:35.0

X-Men's greatest villain.

0:36.4

New York is crackery.

0:37.7

Beatbox breathing.

0:38.8

I like a mouth full of that dough.

0:40.6

Growing your stunted growth thingy with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.

0:46.1

Got your pizza for you.

0:47.3

Your mom ordered for dinner.

0:48.7

Pizza all right.

0:50.6

Don't open that door.

0:52.3

Come on, can't open the door.

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