TMS 2962: Vocal Jazzercise

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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We've Always Been Stupid. Useless In The Apocalypse. Brian's Got the Gomboo. This is the day Bobby sat in. Flex Your Chicken Dance Muscles. It's Very Hard To Be A Serial Killer In 2026. Thumb reversal, hell of a skill. Cloaca Experts Incoming. Radioactive Pig-Boar Hybrids. Shitty Ribbons. Sonic Streaming Burgers. Just Remember, It's All Fake News. OG MLM. A Typical PB AND J. Looking Fantastic w Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	One time I saw wasp in concert and there were wasps there and one of the wasps bit me. I've gotten over it, but to ensure that, you should sign up at patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, we've always been stupid. Useless in the apocalypse. Brian's got the gomboo. This is the day Bobby sat in. Flex your chicken dance muscles. It's very hard to be a serial killer in 2026.
0:22.3	Thumb reversal.
0:23.2	Hell of a skill.
0:24.2	Cloaca experts incoming.
0:25.9	Radioactive pig boar hybrids.
0:28.1	Shitty ribbons.
0:29.2	Sonic streaming burgers.
0:30.8	Just remember, it's all fake news.
0:32.6	OGMLM.
0:33.9	A typical P.B.N.J.
0:35.6	Looking fantastic with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:40.7	Apparently, I'm attracted to a lot of women that carry pepper spray.
0:45.9	Skeletor, the master of the universe.
0:51.0	The M.S. S. B. the universe.
1:02.7	The morning stream.
1:05.7	Ah, that's the level of stupid we're looking for. Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:14.2	This is the morning stream for Wednesday, February 11th, 2026.
1:17.7	I am Scott Johnson, and sitting in today for a gombu having, it's what my dad used to call it, the gombu, illness having Brian Abbott, he's down for the day, getting some rest. We don't know what. I don't know what the gambu is. I don't know what he got, although suspiciously close to his, his date that he had at the place where they put VR goggles on and walked around looking at stuff. Hmm. Hmm. I'm just saying. Anyway, sitting in for him, we have Bobby Frankenberger. Bobby, welcome back. Hey, thanks for having me. The show must go on, as they say. So I was, I'm here. You were at the ready. As soon as I said, hey, Bobby, you down? And you went, yeah. I basically wake up every morning and think think is this the day that I sit in for
2:04.7	Brian on the morning stream well because it's the possibility exists the question is what
2:09.0	what is the likelihood the probability and so I I always want to be ready I do my vocal
2:14.5	warm-ups I do I do some exercising in the morning and make sure that I can
2:19.7	what are the exercises you would need to do to get ready for TMS? Oh gosh. Well, I grabbed this thing.
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