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The Morning Stream

TMS 2939: Carbonated Fish Drink

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

All the De-Pooped Shrimp You Can Eat. Lazy Ass Chalamet. The Situation with Situating Brian. Angry Mon Chi Chis. A Gift LeBuBu is the Best LeBuBu. Cheesesteak is about the Bread --- and the Meat --- and the Cheese --- But Mostly the Cheesesteak. Dunaway in the Crapper. Ride the real worm. Proper Ping Pong. The Beast from the East. What's the Crack Here Like? Pschitt! Close your yeti hole! Gestation Man-splation. Getting Your Archie Comics Fix with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

It's almost the new year, and you should hurry up and sign up at patreon.com slash TMS, because if not,

0:05.3

the New Year's monkey will throw bananas at you.

0:08.3

Coming up on the morning stream.

0:09.6

All the deep pooped shrimp you can eat.

0:11.7

Lazy-ass salomey.

0:13.3

The situation with situating Brian.

0:16.0

Angry monchi cheese.

0:17.4

A gift, Labou is the best Laboubu.

0:20.1

Cheese steak is about the bread and the meat and the cheese, but mostly the cheese steak.

0:24.7

Done away and the crapper. Ride the real worm. Proper ping pong. The beast from the east.

0:30.9

What's the crack like here?

0:32.4

Pshit. Choose your Yetty hole. Close your Yetty hole.

0:36.1

Gestation mansplation. Getting your Archie Comics fix with Stephen and more on this episode

0:42.3

of the morning stream. If a man would be two places at one time, will I be with you tomorrow?

0:49.3

And today, beside you, all the way. If the world should stop revolving, spinning, spinning slowly, down to die, I'd spend the end with you.

0:59.1

And when the world was through, then one by one, the stars would all go on.

1:03.5

Then you and I would simply fly away.

1:08.7

And then you got a belly that's made out of rhinocry horse hide or something.

1:17.7

The morning stream.

1:25.3

You are listening to Adele de Zem. The morning Stream. You are listening to Adele DeZem.

1:32.3

Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.

1:34.7

This is the morning stream for Monday, December 29th, 2025.

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